My long period of abstinence is over. I met the G-man online. He's a good guy - sweet, considerate, in touch with his feelings. He doesn't drink, smoke or make poppy tea in dark corners of his home while eating laxatives like a fiend. He kind of reminds me of Superman - tall, dark hair, sexy eyes. (Okay, childhood fantasy fullfilled) I'll let you all decide on why I gave him this name. (hee hee hee ) We broke his bed last night. It came crashing to the floor in the heat of the moment. What a bunch of fun. It was way better than aerobics class and lasted four times as long. I guess you could say that I am enthusiastic about the return of my sex life.
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