3 Dog Night
The Ex Files
A friend of mine was emailed by a friend of hers who lives on my EX's street. Her friend told her how great my EX was and how she'd liked to set her up with him. Fortunately my friend said no thanks. How awkward would that have been? Her friend went on to say that my EX had dated some woman for about a month, but apparently it's over because she hasn't seen her on the street...I know my EX is still on every dating site known to man...
A few days later I picked my daughter up at his place and left my sunglasses in his bathroom.
When I went back to retrieve them, he answered the door shirtless. Then he did something really weird, he held up his shirt to cover his chest. Like he was a Southern belle and he was being immodest. Like he was the woman and I was the man. I realized suddenly how weak he was.
By hiding behind his shirt, he took a submissive position. I mean I've done practically every sexual thing you can do with this guy, and he's acting like a virgin around me.
A few nights later, I had an odd dream. I dreamt my EX was naked, asleep in his bed surrounded
by three large, lazy dogs. I was so pissed I was dreaming about him. That day I puzzled over what
the dream meant. What was the deal with the dogs?
And then it hit me. They must have been his "bitches".
