Even women can get inducted into the Hall of Shame. I've nominated myself for being so stupid. After leafing through J-Fed's phone bill, I knew I needed to destroy the evidence. Using a paper shredder wasn't good enough. I had to set the bill on fire. 

My mother and I thought the paper was out, but oh no, it most certainly wasn't. That's when she decided to take the bill home and shred the remainder. She tossed it into her car, and that's when the seat caught on fire. Luckily we discovered what had happened before the vehicle burst into flames. 

I've learned my lesson (I think). Snooping will get you nowhere but into a whole lot of trouble.