11 Reasons My Ex Is Crazier Than Yours
Enjoli, Mistress of White Trash Hell
1. While we were making six figures and had no kids he stole a $40 pair of sneakers from a large athletic store -- and got caught.
2. During 2006 while screwed up on drugs he decided to not clean his belly button and see if he could create a "habitat" for other living things. NO, I AM NOT KIDDING.
3. He would catch bugs and spiders and put them in specimen jars and hide them around the house. He would sometimes feed them and sometimes just let them starve and die. He wasn't a bug researcher or anything.
4. He would keep piles of catalogs that would get up to 3-4 feet in height. Each catalog was special because it contained things that he was going to buy when he won the lottery. He never played the lottery. Eventually his stacks got so high you couldn't move around his office.
5. He flooded the top floor of our house to get back at me for filing for divorce.
6. In early 2007 he velcroed knives and daggers all over our house - above door frames, in closets - because he was fearful of a home invasion. He also wore daggers around his neck in case "whoever" got in the house while he was sleeping. He would spend a lot of time buying additional knives online and told me how special they were because they could pass airport security... YUP CERTIFIABLE NUT JOB.
7. After Belly button grew a "habitat" he removed it with tweezers and put it under his microscope to see what was living in the mess. DISGUSTING
8. He shot off squirrels tails in our backyard for sport because it was fun to watch them try to maneuver through trees without their tails. Try to explain to a toddler why her backyard has squirrel tails lying all around. Thanks to the US Army for teaching the wacko to be a sharp shooter.
