A Shout Out to the Other “Hags”

I absolutely LOVE reading the other “Hag Rags.” I find myself laughing, crying, and often nodding my head in agreement vigorously when I read the blogs.

Kiki – J-Fed is Satan. I really think the man derives pleasure out of torturing you. It’s a miracle you’re still sane. Maybe that expensive bracelet he bought you while in Europe belongs right up his arse.

Also, you may feel woefully incompetent, but you really are doing a great job managing the household, kids, AND a failing car battery. You’re resourceful and smart. You have a lot to offer!

Soccer Mom – You have endured so many changes during the past few months. You should really give yourself a great deal of credit for holding yourself and your child together. I’m pulling for you and C. You deserve some happiness. Don’t forget that! I hope to hear an update about him soon.

Bonk – I honestly almost peed when I read that you shoved your ex. You strike me as someone who is very level-headed and would never dream of reaching out and shoving someone. That’s what makes it even funnier! Yes, I know physical altercations are never funny, but I really enjoyed the fact he thought he was going to just walk away from you and he got a BIG surprise. I’m sure he’ll think twice before he decides to be a manipulative bastard again.

Scoobamish (Do I Need to Slap You?) – While we may have gotten off on the wrong foot, I loved your blog about the red flags. That whole bit about going out with friends until 3 or 4 a.m. with adult beverages in dimly-lit rooms? Classic. It should be required reading for all women.

Mrs. B. – While your husband definitely seems capable of pulling some stupid man tricks, you obviously love him. That makes your blog so fun to read. We get to laugh with you, but in the end, we know you love the guy.