Baby Mama Drama

Early spring 2008 I had a spouse who was lying to me about everything possible.  I found out he was looking for flings online.  I found his profile on three "sex only" sites.  These are a little different from dating websites.  He wanted to get his freak on but stay married.  When I found these sites they were complete with pictures of my spouse and MY KIDS.  Yes, he had pics of him with our children posted on sex sites. 
 
Now, they weren't pornographic just him and his children.  I think he thought that it helped to "sell" him to the women he was looking to bed.  I filed for divorce and afterwards let him know what I had found.  He, of course, tried to explain it all away and promised that he would take the kids pics down.  He would drop off of the site. I had only confessed to finding "one" of his sites.  He did what he said and took the "one" site down.  He kept right on with the others though.
 
Well, he has a MySpace account as well.  I regularly hacked all of his accounts to see what he was up to during the divorce.  I created a fake MySpace account complete with a picture of a woman that I knew he couldn't resist.  I made all of my interests match his to a tee.  I "confessed" that I needed a man who was "cool".  "Cool" is the ex's code word for uses drugs...
 
I sent him a friend request and he took the bait.  So, for months I chatted with  him via MySpace.   Sometimes I would be on the laptop downstairs chatting with him when he was upstairs.  We were sharing the same network!   He told me how much of a "bitch" his soon-to-be ex was.  How he couldn't wait to unload the wife... me.  Of course he never once mentioned his addictions, lack of a job, and general lack of all morals in everything he touches.  He was also trying to tell the real "me" that I was making a mistake in filing for divorce.
 
He loaded pics of our nice brick 4 bedroom home, our $30K inground lagoon pool with waterfall, pics of everything of value we owned with his cheesy grin right in the middle of them.
 
He was trying to impress this "woman" with everything that I had worked my ass off for.  The ex hadn't worked since before our first child.  I was fine with it - but come baby number two we were supposed to change places.  I really wanted time to bond with a baby. 
 
HE NEVER LOOKED FOR A JOB and HE SPENT EVERY DIME I MADE -- no matter how much I made. And folks, it was ALOT of money.
 
Anyway, fast forward to this week. 
 
Ring Ring...
Enjoli - Hello
 
Mr. LO - Did you hack my MySpace account and contact my friend "Missy" (this is the fake profile I created back in the spring)?
 
Enjoli - (Holding back a fit of laughter)  I don't know who the hell Missy is!!! AND Why would I care???
 
Mr. LO - She won't email me back and I just know you found a way to POISON her mind against me, you bitch.  You are just trying to keep me from being HAPPY!!!
 
Enjoli - Don't know who she is, don't care, leave ME ALONE!!!!   Click
 
See Mr. LO is trying to secure a date with Missy.  Missy told him that she wouldn't date a married man so he would need to wait to "meet" her until after the divorce was final.
 
His latest "girlfriend" that he had to pay the bills dumped him.  He still has his freaky ones for the sex and drugs, but he NEEDS a moneymaker to help subsidize his lifestyle.
 
"Missy" has a wonderful career and earns LOTS of money. Poor Missy I feel so SORRY for her!!!!