Bi Bi Love: I Think I'm Going To Cry

It's never a good idea to go into a relationship thinking you're going to change someone, especially when it comes to their sexual preferences. That said, I have a friend whose significant other did just that. You see, for a long time he had it in his head that his sweetie should be a switchhitter. When he realized that she probably wasn't going to start playing for the "other" team anytime soon, he opted to take matters into his own hands.

So where do all good boys go to turn their women bad? Why, the internet of course.

Once upon a time, as in last week, she "accidentally" hit the history button and noticed her boyfriend had been doing some heavy duty research in the name of sweet, sweet love. At first, she was flattered to discover he was studying the art of giving your girlfriend an orgasm. But upon further perusal, she had another thing coming to her when she saw that he was also learning the practice of turning your girlfriend bi-sexual.

Needless to say, she's a little more leery these days when he introduces her to a new female friend.