Coal-Hearted Snake
The World According To Kiki & J-Fed
As much as I'd like to play the eternal optimist, reality always seems to bite me... right in my ass. I have tried my best to play nice with J-Fed over the last few months, going so far as to set up his new office space and even find him a townhouse to put a contract on. But those days are long gone. You see, the gloves are coming off.
I guess Christmas would be the final blow. You see, since the divorce two years ago, we have done birthdays and holidays together. But the around Thanksgiving something dawned on me. I was short-changing myself. You see, I was allowing J-Fed to come to ALL of our holiday festivities. Then he would take the kids to his own. So basically that asshole was getting to spend the entire holidays with the kids while I was not.
And of course, since they see me more, they flock to him when he's around. I believe it's because he's one of their kind, and by kind, I mean a large, overgrown child that's stuck in a man's body. I've found no other evidence to suggest any different. He is a big fat baby.
Trouble started the night before Christmas Eve. It was J-Fed's night. I dropped the kids off like I normally do. It was during a phone call later that night that J-Fed informed me that he would be keeping the children all Christmas Eve day, Christmas Eve and then having them sleep over to wake up at his house on Christmas morning. WTF?
Yeah, he bamboozled me alright. At first I was livid. And in a true show of irony, the twat hadn't even asked for their dresses to wear to church on Christmas Eve. You know why? Because he probably had NO intention of taking them to the service, despite the fact that 7-year-old daughter had a solo to perform.
I explained to him that while he could take them Christmas Eve day, I would be picking them up and getting them ready for church. I would also be bringing them to church to ensure that they arrived in a timely fashion, and by timely, I mean THIS YEAR. Knowing J-Fed he'd come up with some excuse why they had to miss the church service and it would likely have something to do with Spongebob, Drake & Josh or something trivial that they HAD to do.
