I Don't Get It

When it comes to my ex’s behaviors, I just don’t get it. Here are some of my questions:

1. Why would you bring a first date to your son’s birthday party, one that you’re throwing? And why would you leave your roommate in charge when you go to pick up this date? Don’t you think that might make your child feel a little awkward?
 
2. How can you complain when someone cleans the snow off your car for you? How can you possibly wig out just because a little snow is left on the roof? Is it really necessary that every square inch of snow be removed (remember, this is the man who is normally a complete slob)?
 
3. If your spouse or significant other is very ill, is it really reasonable to refuse to pick up their medication so you can go out to dinner with your buddies….again?
 
4. If the divorce decree says each party pays 50% of all medical expenses and summer camp fees for the child, is there anything confusing about that sentence?
 
5. If you say you’re going to be home by 10:00 PM, why show up at 3:00 AM? Isn’t it just easier to be honest from the beginning?
 
6. If you’re going to go to the casino with your buddies and spend hundreds of dollars, shouldn’t you make sure the mortgage is paid first?
 
7. How does “cleaning and organizing” consist of leaving a five-foot-tall stack of papers on the couch for two weeks?
 
8. If you don’t have the money to pay for your utilities, how can you afford to go to happy hour after work?
 
9. How are you surprised when your wife finally files for divorce after twelve-plus years of neglect and mistreatment?
 
I don’t expect answers to any of these questions, naturally. I just wanted to throw them out there so I can ponder the answers, and wonder if anyone else has had similar questions regarding their spouse or ex spouse.