Micro Penises

I have finally had my fill of online dating sites.  I am a weirdo magnet in social situations and thought that online dating would offer me some protection on that front.  I have met a few nice people - one really great person.  On the other hand I've met a TON of freaks.

On Sunday I didn't have my children and was feeling disconnected and lonely.  I had a cold so I didn't want to leave and spread it my friends.  So, I popped on one of the three dating sites that I regularly peruse. 

I received a flirt from a guy who seemed kind of cute and had an ok profile.  He was online so I invited him to chat.

We exchanged hello's and he asked what I did for a living.  I told him and asked the same question back.

He told me that he was a STRIPPER for a singing telegram business... and that it was more of a comedy strip because he had a penis that was the size of a young boy's.  He then offered to send me some pictures.

I was disgusted AND medically interested in how a full grown man can possibly still have the penis of a young boy.  So, instead of closing the chat I wanted to discuss the genetics and issues of his condition.  He on the other hand only wanted to tell me how small he was and send me some pics.

Eventually he closed me out because he wasn't getting the reaction that he was looking for.  I think it might have been the ex or maybe one of my stalkers messing with me.  I know for sure that the EX has been setting up fake profiles on the site to try and chat with me.  Our daughter busted him on it by telling me that he was looking at my pictures on the website. 
I mean obviously the worst thing that could happen to me after my extended period of abstinence is to hook up with Micro Penis guy and the ex would get a great deal of fun messing with me in that way.