Mr. L.O. Is Looking For A Fling

While I was working on the when of my divorce I really struggled with whether I was doing what was religiously correct.  I am a Christian and if it weren't for that fact, I would have left him a long time ago.  I didn't feel right about leaving him even though he wouldn't seek help for his addictions.
 
So, you can imagine my complete and utter happiness when I hacked his computer and found his profile on a sex fling website.  I had yet to file for divorce at this point, but this was posted on Mother's Day Weekend and my butt was at the attorney's on Monday morning sharp. My comments follow his in caps.
 
About me
Separated Dad with lots of experience with women and passionate sex (MOST EXPERIENCE WITH JENNA JAMESON MOVIES AND GIRLS GONE BAD DVDS. NOT ACTUAL HANDS ON. SORRY HANDS ON "WOMEN" EXPERIENCE).  Enjoy catching a buzz and having sex for hours (IN HIS HIGH ASS DREAMS.THINK MAYBE 15 MINUTES MIGHT HAVE BEEN THE MAX, AND IT WAS A SIDE EFFECT OF A MED HE WAS ON BACK IN THE '90s). 

I’m college educated (ATTENDED FIVE COLLEGES -- EX WIFE PAID FOR 3 OF THEM AND STILL NO DEGREE) and am a little bit on the computer geeky side (PLAYED VIDEO GAMES ALL DAY WHILE WIFE WORKED), but just pierced my nipple, so I’m not geeky, more kinky (NOT ACTUALLY SO MUCH KINKY AS LIKE TO WATCH KINKY. DON'T ACTUALLY HAVE ENOUGH ENERGY TO PARTICIPATE IN KINKY)
 
About my fling
A younger lady (IF YOU ARE OVER 19 YOU ARE TOO OLD) with a slim waist (CAUSE HIS ISN'T) and nice breasts, not big, just beautiful (HARD TO HAVE BIGGER BOOBIES THAN HIM).  I love dark hair and blue eyes (STILL STUCK ON EX WIFE #1).  Personality is key (BECAUSE I HAVE NONE. I LIKE TO BORROW THEM FROM WHOEVER I'M WITH).  I prefer happy women vs. depressed ladies (BECAUSE THEY CAN HOLD DOWN A JOB AND SUPPORT ME)