You're not getting older...you're getting hornier...

(Spoiler alert:  If you’re a relative, you may not want to read what follows.  It’s going to get a little graphic in nature.)


Well, it’s been over a year since I’ve made love with someone.

I never meant to go this long without sex, but, I haven’t met anyone I really want to hit the sack with.  Well…that’s not exactly true.  There are three men that I’ve been attracted to, but, they’re all in relationships, and it wouldn’t be kosher.  I’m grateful to have them as friends. And I am currently carrying on a flirtation with someone I met over the Internet...we'll see where that goes...

But, man, I do miss being kissed.  I miss skin on skin, thigh against thigh.  I miss being able to look into someone's eyes and know they want me.  I miss reaching over a man’s body in the middle of the night and pulling him closer to me.   

But I have to admit, I am a little nervous about something.

The last penis I saw belonged to my EX.  This was a penis that I saw pretty much, day in day out for 15 years.  When I first had the pleasure of meeting it, it was 36-years-old and in its prime. 

I’m 53 now.  Chances are, I’ll never see another younger penis up close and personal again. (Sigh)  What I’m nervous about is this – what’s an older penis look like?  It’s one thing to start out with a younger penis and grow old with it.  It’s another to come face to face with an older penis right off the bat.

It’s not that I’m an ageist.  I think that older penises have their rightful place in this world.   I’ve even read recently that no matter how old a man is, his penis doesn’t look a day over 18.  (One can only hope…)

One of these days I'd like to meet a funny, smart, creative guy who gets me, respects me and makes me laugh.  When I do, I won't wait to pull that guy into my nice, new, firm queen size bed.  And I won't care how old he and his dick are...