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Excuses, Excuses
Hold The Fries, Bitch
When Does the B.S. End?
Building A Better Life
C'est La Vie
Friends With Benefits
He's Never There When I Need Him
He Really Is Driving You Mad!
J-Fed Hits The Jackpot
The completely under-rated pleasures of independence
Let It Go
Talk To My Lawyer
T.O.W. Away Zone
T.O.W. The Phone-y
Ding Dong, the Witch Is Gone
Mazel Tov T.O.W.
Too Late
Busy, Busy Girl
Men and Your Pants
Get Over Him
Shameless Self-Promotion
I Want You To Want Me
There’s an Old Flame Burning In Your Eyes
It's Not Like That
When Schmoozing Turns Sleazy
Be Glad It's Over
The Ring (AKA Wear It Well)
I Haven’t Said I’ll Marry Him
Daddy's Girl
Rich Girl
The Happiest Place On Earth
The Big O or Go Fukuoku Yourself
G-Man & The Bed-Breaking Ceremony of 2008
Changing The Dynamics
All Alone
Road Test
Not My Job
What A Girl Wants, What A Girl Needs
Sick & Tired
Luck You
Who Divorced Who?
Back to Life, Back to Reality
Two Steps Forward, One Step Back
Only Human
Girls' Night Out
Oh Father
10 Dumbest Things To Say In Bed
Moment of Weakness
Indian Giving
Date Night?
Ouch!
Mission Impossible
Vacation Time
Change of Address
A few less balls
One Pump Chump
Let's Talk About Sex
Mein Führer! I can walk!!!! (Lunch with a fairy Godmother)
Best Reasons
My Priorities
How A Good Girl Becomes The Other Woman
He Makes It Hard To Stay Angry
Everybody's Talking Bout The New Kid In Town
Use it or lose it
I've Got A Peaceful, Easy Feeling
Easter Blessings
The Small Things
We Need Some Time For Us
Baggage Claim
Dirty Laundry
SLOW: Pregnant Woman Living
What's In A Name?
Eliot Spitzer. What a schmuck.
It Takes Effort
Breaking The News
Paint It Black
Lessons Learned From People Loved
I Dub Thee The King of P.A.
How To Lose A Guy in 10 Minutes
Just When You Think It Couldn't Get Worse...
Time to forgive yourself
Waving The Red Flag
One Year & Counting
Family Feud
Quit Staring At Your Behind
Cuts Like A Knife
Ask Louder
Why I'm Glad I'm Not 25
Some Things Never Change
Fresh Start
Chop Shop
The Third Wheel
The Evolution of T.O.W.
A Proper Dinner
Bitch on Wheels
On The Move
You ALWAYS have a choice
The True Meaning of Marriage
Quiet Falls On The Home Front
That Was Fast
I'm A Sap
I'm A Sap
Close Encounters of the Ex Kind
The Boob's Tube
Our First Anniversary
A Pig Is A Pig
The Sex Thing Again
Stuck In The Middle With You
Crap with a Capital C
Home At Last
Never Enough
Photographs & Memories
My Pissed Off Playlist
I Was A Bad Wife Too, But...
Backrub or blowjob?
Continued Apathy
This Is How He Must Have Felt
Selfish Husbands
Confessions of a Bitchy Wife
The Angry Woman's Movie Guide
New House, New Attitude... New Life?
Observations About Guy Logic 101
11 Reasons My Ex Is Crazier Than Yours
Something Is Seriously Wrong
Hold Your Friends Close...
Pessimistic Optimist
Supportive Counsel
Starting Over
First Goodbyes
Guy Logic 101
We Didn't Start The Fire
Countdown To E-Day
Joint Custody: The Joke Is On Me
The Escape Plan
Cold As Hell
The Emergency Girlfriend Network
Please Refer To The Divorce Decree
How to play with your married girlfriends.
If I Die Before I Wake
Come On, Guys
Passionately Stupid
Marriage, Divorce and Living in Sin
Micro Penises
There Goes The Dream
How To Tell When You're Not In Love.
Pictures of You
Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? Not Me
Unforgiveable
Thanks For The Reminder
Oil Vey
When the slug slithers back
Term's Up
The Short List
Memory Lane: My Honeymoon
Cats & Dogs
Who wants a crybaby?
Drinking The Oxytocin KoolAid
Isn't It Ironic?
Division of Labor
Panty Upgrade
Booty Call
Kiss The Cook
Breaking The Bad Man Habit
Hail To The Chief
Where Are You Going, Where Have You Been?
C-Section Races
Good Days
Cry Me A River
You Call That An Apology?
Every Dog Has Its Day
Time Is Not On His Side
A "Love" To Last A Lifetime
Introducing Mr. Ex
Sleepless Nights
Knowing who your friends are
Who's Been Sleeping In My Bed?
Easy Like Sunday Morning
The Italian Stallion
Where's Mr. Hyde?
Holiday Reminiscing with the B’s
Minutemen
Drive To Decide
Why I Haven't Left Yet
The New Kid In Town
Don't Believe The Hype
The Upside Of Anger
A Trip on Denial
Holy Union or Wholly Crappy?
The Shirt Off His Back
Irreconcilable Differences
Oh Christmas Tree
Me VS Them
What I've Learned -- The Year In Review
Egging Me On
12 Little Changes For The New Year
The Crushing Blow
Putting Things In Perspective
So...Shut Up Already
Why Lie?
The Good Stuff
The Biggest Mistake Of My Life
Snow Day
The Year of the Knife
Home For The Holidays
Do You Ear What I Hear?
Loving vs Lusting
Singin' The Single Mom Blues
Home Sweet Home
I Don't Get It
My First "I Love You" and the Revenge of Mazzy Star
Ghost of Christmas Past
An Adjustment
Home Sweet Home
Got Crabs? I Do
Feeling Cheated
Why You Need Lipstick
Common Sense Anyone?
Business As Usual
Business As Usual
Okay, I Did It
Kiki's Silent Treatment
Why it's easier to cheat
No More Ms. Nice Guy
Chainsaw Massacre
There's Something Wrong
Closing The Door
You Can Do Better
And the lump of coal goes to...
Breakdown
Exes & In-Laws
Dump Him!
No Brain, No Heart, No Courage, No Clue
The fault of "no-fault"
She's Come Undone
From Bad To Worse
When To Fake An Orgasm
Ball-Less Wonders
The Ghost of Christmas Past
Not At Work
I did something right after all.
You better not pout, you better not cry...
TMI
Permanent Brain Damage
Just Make Yourself At Home
Sore Loser
Joy To The World
Money Talks
There's No Place Like MY Home For The Holidays (Really!)
Only The Lonely
Why I'm Giving Thanks... And You Should Too!
My Slut Weekend
J-Fed Marks His Territory
Swordfighting In Suburbia
Liar, Liar Pants On Fire
Holding Pattern
Hello? Is Anyone There?
Giving Thanks
Do You Hear What I Hear?
Truce
The Awakening
Exogenous Zones
The Ninny Diaries
War of Words
It's Not The Same
How To Fix A Toilet
Epic Journey
Kiki: The Green-Eyed Monster
French Cowboy: Stalker Anyone?
Does Taking A Stand Have To Hurt?
Weirdo Magnet
Yes, It IS You
Tis The Season
Wham Bam Thank You Ma'am
Counseled In Humiliation
Who are you really mad at?
Happy Halloweenie
Life's Lessons
Baby Mama Drama
Husband Number Three -- Dr. Jekyll
To Date Or Not To Date... That Is The Question
Not By The Hair of My Chinny Chin Chin
How to walk out of your own horror show
Husband Number Two -- Freaky
Intellect Over Emotion
Won't You Be My Neighbor?
Mr. L.O. Is Looking For A Fling
Husband Number One -- Lazy
Someone Always Has It Worse
Stranger Things Haven't Happened
Fields of Poppies
Pointless Passwords
J-Fed: Prince of Darkness
Where Were You?
Sh*ts & Giggles
Fun Things To Do With A Semi-Conscious Ass
Where Do I Go? What Do I Do?
Things I will no longer do in bed
He's Bringing CrazyBack
Jekyll or Hyde? On the Fence
Check out my EX's dating site bio
Mother Knows Best
Singing the Single Mom Blues
The Portrait of An Evil Ex
My New Open Door Policy
Girls Gone Bad
The Good Wife
Dear Ex
J-Fed Rocks: NOT!
When to say no to sex
Tales of a Blockhead
Ridiculous Arguments
Friday Night Fights
When Is Enough Enough?
The Divorced Woman's Theme Song
From Treasures To Trash
You've Got Mail
Last nail in the coffin
J-Fed Joke Of The Day
Not All Men Are Evil
Don't Let The Door Hit You Where The Good Lord Split You.
He Ain't Gonna Change
The Anatomy Of A Male (How He Thinks)
The Look of Love
Notes On A Scandal
Will The Real Kiki Please Stand Up?
It's OK to be Selfish.
You're not getting older...you're getting hornier...
Clueless
You're Fired!
An Open Letter to Your Husbands
An Interesting Tale
An Affair To Remember
Lessons Learned
Explanations
Tweedle Dumb Exacts His Revenge!
It's so YOU darling
Payback's A Bitch... And So Am I
The Madness of King Fed
Rejection
Desperate
The Side of Divorce You Don't See
Guess Who's Coming To Dinner?
Restrain Yourself
"I Am Better Than You!"
Strong women/Weenie men
Happy Endings Are All Alike… Unhappy
Ring My Bell
Britney OMG
She Strikes Out
He's Full of Crap
Ew De Toilet
... It's Superhusband!
Every Day Is A Holiday
Girls, Girls, Girls
A String of Bad Luck
What is with you people?
Why I Got Divorced
The Other Woman
Ain't That A Shame
Daddy Deception
Oops! I Did It Again
I Love The Nightlife
Let Us Kiss And Part
A Few of My Favorite Things
No Good Deed Goes Unpunished
Dreamstate
Questions
The Gift
It's That Time Of Year
My Brain Gets In the Way
Grief Stricken
Another Love Bites The Dust
Sayonara Slave Labor
R.I.P Little Man
A Year Ago
Penis Envy
Kiki's Wild Ride (AKA Catering Crisis Part 2)
Catering To Her Every Whim
Brainwashed
Stalk It Up To Nothing
Zip It
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
It's Not My Party & I'll Cry If I Want To
You are SO right
Should He Move Out?
I Haven't Got Time For The Pain
What The Luck?
Short & Sweet
Surreal Estate Part Two
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
You Give, He Takes
Now That's Entertainment
Music To My Ears
So You You Blew It
Money Changes Everything
How To Have A Man-Friendly Environment
A Hairy Situation
Breaking The In-Law
When It Rains...
Absence Makes The Heart Grow...
Your Money or Your Life?
Surreal Estate
Strangers In The Night
Will Work For Food
The High Life
The Same Old Grind
I Spy Something Nosy
I Hate You
Who Let The Dogs Out?
Sex and Canaries
Almost Goodbye
Freak of Nature
Thanks, But No Thanks
A Lowdown Dirty Shame
Lack Of Socks
Time Marches On
Your Weight In Carats
Dissolution or Disillusion?
It's Her Party, He Can Cry If He Wants To
Take it in the ear
A Gall Order For A Little Man
The Clothes Don't Make The Man
With This Ring I Thee...
Why I Should've Used Protection
I Have One, Simple Question
It’s Raining Men
Grounds For Insanity
That’s a Negative, Ghostrider
They Call It Puppy Love
Better Never Than Late
Clear, Blue…Huh?
No, You Can't Have A Dog
You want fries with that?
Ex-centric
Who’s Your Mommy?!
Crazy Beautiful
Guess What? It's Our Own Darn Faults
Papa’s Got A Brand New Hag
I may be a heartless bitch
No one made you do it
The Loaded Question
I Sure Do Love Speaking To The Ex!
Your Slave Is Out Of Order
What fresh Hell is this?
I'm On A Manhunt
Workaholic
Thanksgiving in July
Ready Or Not? Here He Comes
Hail To The Chief
I'm Not Ready To Make Nice
Hello Operator! Please Give Me Number 9
The Ugly Duckling
The Double Standard
Fireworks
A Marriage Up In Flames
You think THIS is bad?
Welcome To The Club
"$112.00 A Week! Are You Kidding Me?"
Why I Love My Dog More Than Any Man
Doggone It
Recipe for Disaster
Time heals. No, it really does.
The New Woman
Why Men Love Dogs More Than Women
Dead Ringer
The Tides Are Changing
A Gay Old Time
A Shout Out to the Other “Hags”
The Dating Shame
Flaming Red Flags
My Husband, Nearly Perfect
How We Spend Our 4th
Independence Bites!
They're Playing Our Song
Kiki's Independence Day!
Seasons of Change
This is not my beautiful house.
The Urge to Merge
The Smartest Woman I Know
What's A Telephone?
There's A Sucker Born Every Minute
All That Glitters Is Not Gold
Are you a doormat?
Something Shocking Has Occurred
Mr. Telephone Man
Who really needs the shove?
Top 10 Worst Things About Me
You Say It's Your Birthday...
J-Fed Has Baggage
When Push Comes To Shove
My Biggest Pet Peeves
Oops! I Did It Again Damnit
The Tongue Strikes Again
The Separation Diet: Fast, Fast Results!
The Perfect Storm
Honey, Have You Seen My Brain?
The same old song
I Just Called To Say...
The Ex's 10 Commandments
Memories and Mammaries
Happy Anniversary! Hope She Made It Nice
The Cheater Vs. The Cheatee
Child At Heart
Bi Bi Love: I Think I'm Going To Cry
Who Says There Ain't No Cure For The Summertime Blues?
Bonkie Dearest
Why Rant About the Ex?
The Sun Also Rises
Marriage Is A Dirty Job
Grow Up Already
I No Longer Pronounce You Husband & Wife
Father of The Year? Not Even Close
Yes, I Was A Moron
Yo, mama
How To Be A Slob 101
Rat Bastard
Turd's The Word
STRIKE! J-Fed Joins The "Miner" Leagues
To Soccer Mom: Si si to C.
Whine Tasting
Row, Row, Row Your Boat
Do I Need to Slap You? May Need to Slap Herself
Welcome Home
Swimming With Sharks
Watch Your Back...
This Is Just A Test
The Disengagement Ring
My Husband, The Poster Child For Mid-Life Crisis
Picture Imperfect
The Little Piggy Went To The Cleaners
J-Fed Makes A Bad Call
I'm Sorry... Maybe
Speak No Evil, See No Evil, Hear No Evil
The Damage Is Done
To Move Or Not To Move; That Is The Question
Play With Fire & You're Bound To Get Burned
It's Just A Delusion
Invasion of The Booby Snatchers
You Can't Handle The Tooth
Thanks For The Memories
All Good Things Come To Those Who Waste
Can We Still Be Friends
Points Taken: This Is The WORST Thing Ever!
Together We Stand, Divided We Fall
Fun With Dick & Kiki
Baby, Baby, I'm Falling In Love
Texting 1, 2, 3
I Did It All For The Nookie
Chaos Reigns
J-Fed Dons His Cape
An Outlet For My Frustration
Making The Man: J-Fed Reinvents Himself
The Sky Is Falling
God Works In Mysterious Ways
The Words Get In The Way
She's The Man
A Bitter Pill To Swallow
The Fur Is Flying
Best Friend's Forever... Not
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
What Have You Done For Me Lately
Playing Chicken
The World According T0 J-Fed
You Say It's Your Birthday
The Cat In The Spat
Men: Are You Worthless? Take The Quiz
Peanutty: The Evolution of Kiki & J-Fed
How's The Weather
Beggars Can't Be Choosers
Do As I Say Not As I Do
Be Careful What You Wish For
If I Only Had A Brain...
Every Now & Then
Gag Me With A Spoon
For Whom The Dell Tolls
The Crying Game
I Need Sexual Healing
There Is No "We" In Team
That Which Does Not Kill Us
He Takes It To The Limit One More Time
Rush, Rush, Hurry, Hurry Love
It's Raining, It's Pouring, The Old Man Is Snoring
Out of the Mouths of Boobs
The Rhyme of the Ancient Moron
We Are The People In Your Neighborhood
The New & Improved J-Fed
Insane In The Membrane
Doom's Date (Part 2)
Doom's Date (Part 1)
J-Fed's Wake Up Call
The Better To Hear You With
J-Fed Slays The Monster-In-Law
Loony Tunes
The Three Wise Men
J-Fed Has Left The Building
Doctor, Doctor Give Me The News
J-Fed's Moron Dilemma
Gratiuty Not Included
J-Fed Meets His Match
WWJD
J-Fed Wins $371,000